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[TEXT] Anyone willing to let me live with you for a couple days?

[TEXT] I’ll pay you with money. or sex

[TEXT] Preferably sex.

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What kind of “charactershaming” sign would you hang around my muse’s neck?

If I hear one more television discussion about the independence referendum I swear I’m gonna bury myself in the garden.

Please, someone, fine me a big strong shovel—

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canadaintheraw:

ohflowerofscotland:

You could change it to something new. I mean, I could have gone back to Bonnefoy when I gained my independence but it didn’t feel right. I suppose that’s two different situations, though.

—I never thought of that, aye. I could do.

I could just keep Kirkland, but that wouldn’t feel right given the circumstances. Definitely would have to change it.

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… I liked the sound of Angus Donald Campbell, but I’m not sure I’m the same person any more. At least I don’t want to be the same person.

Fuck it. I’ll just go by my first name only. Like Beyonce, Madonna. If it’s good ‘nough for them then it’s good ‘nough for me.

….Uncle Angus— Beyonce’s last name is Knowles and Madonna is Madonna Louise Ciccone. 

…no one actually calls them any of that, though.

Maybe I could just make Donald my surname? That could work?

What else could you suggest—?


bombermens:

stop making movies psychotic killers stop writing books about psychotic people who are abusive and creepy stop making games where it’s creepy that the characters twitch or don’t communicate and stop making fan characters dripping in blood calling themselves ableist slurs and stop writing fan fiction about straight jackets and “all in their head” AUs and stop being ableist pieces of shit god damn


You could change it to something new. I mean, I could have gone back to Bonnefoy when I gained my independence but it didn’t feel right. I suppose that’s two different situations, though.

—I never thought of that, aye. I could do.

I could just keep Kirkland, but that wouldn’t feel right given the circumstances. Definitely would have to change it.

… I liked the sound of Angus Donald Campbell, but I’m not sure I’m the same person any more. At least I don’t want to be the same person.

Fuck it. I’ll just go by my first name only. Like Beyonce, Madonna. If it’s good ‘nough for them then it’s good ‘nough for me.

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Send me headcanons you have about my muse!

frommemetoyou:

It can be about ANYTHING:

Health. Ambition.  Sex. Sleep. Love. Hobbies. Pets. Style. Habits. Quirks. Parents. Respect. Drinking. Cleaning. Cooking. Self-esteem. Childhood. Music. Escapes. Children. Decorating. Eating. Fears. Family. Strength. Technology. Friends. Food. Holidays. Secrets. Lies. Work. Weather. Stress. Sickness. Art. Exercise. Hopes. Age. Death. Skills. Dreams.


So I s’pose if I get my independence that means I’ll change my name back to Campbell.

That’d be… well.

That’d be a blast from the fucking past.

[ not to mention all the HASSLE it would cause, document wise ]

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Hearing the words “Frog Orgy” spoken seriously on the BBC is truly a surreal experience.

Also, frogs are fucking weird and this is why I don’t like non-mammals.

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