to any of my followers that find me intimidating:

  • I’m more scared of you than you are of me. 

Drop me a message saying who you are and I’ll follow back!


You + _____= Cute Couple

nordenfjells:

{ HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND }

[[ tears baby tears ]]

{ same tbh

i ship just about anything but to me angus and sigurd are just they work together so well i can’t imagine anything romantic between them

i could see then having sex like. once. and being like “bro i won’t lie that was. that was bad that was real bad. never talk about this again”

it’d just be weird yo }



I’m exhausted.

I need someone to cook me some food, rub my back, and maybe finish my paperwork for me—

[ any applicants for these roles must be able to cope with incessant whining—]

#ic #open

noxnoctua:

I found a mysterious lone spoon on the ground outside the cinema so I took it home and cleaned it

i made a new friend today

noxnoctua:

I found a mysterious lone spoon on the ground outside the cinema so I took it home and cleaned it

i made a new friend today


canadaintheraw:

ohflowerofscotland:

Give me three good reasons why.

[ crosses his arms over his chest and narrows his eyes ]

Go on.

I can give you one perfect reason

because when you’re in Canada you’re here to see me and you don’t need another Canadian girl in your life.

—alright, fair explanation.

But what if I wanted a hot Canadian man?

[ raises an eyebrow ]


canadaintheraw:

ohflowerofscotland:

Thank you.

[ … ]

But I still should be applied to find myself a hot Canadian babe—

No. It’s not allowed.

Give me three good reasons why.

[ crosses his arms over his chest and narrows his eyes ]

Go on.


Y’know sometimes I really don’t feel like my family appreciate me.

What they don’t realise is that I’m the best, kindest, funniest, most handsome relative they’ve got.

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#ic #open